Nerd-rific post...

My beloved Sims franchise is spawning a new baby on June 2nd. As you can imagine I am in nerd heaven. They have introduced the most glorious feature this time around... All the families in your neighborhood grow and evolve even without your input. That got me thinking... It would be very very interesting to put all of you lovelies in my game. So if you are brave enough...
Pick your 5 traits, plus either send me pictures or links to pictures of yourself that you like. (Both a profile view as well as a standard face shot would be most excellent) If you have any kids/spouses/significant others/love interests you want in the game. Let me know.
Ok. This nerd is going to bed.

Traits:
Absent-Minded
Ambitious
Angler
Artistic
Athletic
Bookworm
Brave
Can't Stand Art
Charismatic
Childish
Clumsy
Commitment Issues
Computer Whiz
Couch Potato
Coward
Daredevil
Dislikes Children
Easily Impressed
Evil
Excitable
Family-Oriented
Flirty
Friendly
Frugal
Genius
Good
Good Sense of Humor
Great Kisser
Green Thumb
Grumpy
Handy
Hates the Outdoors
Heavy Sleeper
Hopeless romantic
Hot-Headed
Hydrophobic
Inappropriate
Insane
Kleptomaniac
Light Sleeper
Loner
Loser
Loves the Outdoors
Lucky
Mean Spirited
Mooch
Natural Cook
Neat
Neurotic
Never Nude
No Sense of Humor
Over-Emotional
Party Animal
Perfectionist
Schmoozer
Slob
Snob
Technophobe
Unflirty
Unlucky
Vegetarian
Virtuoso
Workaholic