Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Tales of a terrible stay-at-home-wife

I'm probably the worst stay-at-home-wife on the planet. Don't believe me?
Example #1

-Husband asked me to go to the store and get some food for dinner. I asked what he wanted, he didn't care... I come home with some chicken (parmasean crusted chicken breast), dry fettucini noodles, alfredo mix, and french bread.
The following conversation takes place:
Him: "Why'd you get this type of chicken?"
Me: "Because it's pretty."
(how was I supposed to know you can't really grill that type of chicken?)

This is why you don't send someone who is practically a vegetarian to the store alone.