Last night Husband and I were debating what it means to be a redneck. My criteria is as follows:
If you do 2 of the following 3 things you are a redneck:
-Dip
-Go huntin'
-Go fishin'
He took offense because he'd like to try fishing and hunting. I told him I'd rather be a golf widow then come home to a dead/mutilated animal in my fridge. I then threw up a little in my mouth.
Have I mentioned he won't drop the whole "he wants to own a gun" thing? Ugh... My Husband is slowly becoming a redneck...
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